Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines..:D *jual mahal mode:ON*

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"


"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

bridesmaid disaster~~~

yesterday nite was my best friend's wedding.. it was monday....weird kn wedding on monday.. tapi ntahla~ maybe nak carik kelainan skit...huhu...n wedding tu adalah secare kecil-kecilan jer... juz jiran n sedare mare yg dtg...

kla...da story began here....ak dah jadi bes fren die sejak kecik g....x slh ak sejak umo ak 6 tahun, family die moved in kat area perumahan ak.... so mmg rpt gile nk mati la nie...maklumla~ jiran sbela rumah...main same2, kene keja anjing same2, g mengaji same2, g surau sme2... ak g kampung die...die x pnah g kampung ak...=P heheh..well u noe me i dun have kampung...ade pun belah ayh aku~ hurm xpela....xmo cite nape...

k..berbalik pade cite tadi.... memandangkn die kahwin pade hari isnin malam.....ak x dpt menolong die pada hari isnin pagi la~.....cz keje la kan..carik nafkah tuk hamster kat rumah.. coincidence plak, tyme tu after balik keje, ak kene g jasin nk anta barang adik ak yg tertinggal....smpi2 umah je da pkul 7++ pm......tyme tu ak nmpkla khemah tlh dipasang n pelamin sume da dihias.....so ak pun siap2 grab je mane2 baju kurung yg telah ber"iron"ed.. no make up... no handbag *hanset masuk dlm poket je* n no heels * ak pki selipar jepun jeeee cz umah die sbela umah aku kn* so mmg sempoi nk mati la nieh....cz ak expect ak kene basuh pinggan n tlg kat dapur ape2 yg patut...^^

nmpknye keexpectation ak tu meleset same skali...n u noe wat?? ak jadi bridesmaid die!!!! pengapit tau pengapit!!! bygkn dari pencuci pinggan ke pengapit!! gile x gile??!! n imagine tyme nak nikah tu...kwn ak nie duduk ats lantai n tetibe sorg makcik nie tanye ak dgn nada yg x puas hati"mane cushion pengantin...asal pengantin duk x ber alas?" ak pun "har? cushion?? wat cushion??"cushion?? ape tuh??" ape kene mngena ak dgn cushion??" huhu..so dgn muke gile punye terpinge2 ak pun amikla cushion kat bilik die....n tyme tu gile rmi punye org..n kene mencelah2 sane sini...untuk dptkan sebuah cushion..T_T

tu ok lagi~ den alhamdulillah setelah sume lafaz nikah tu selesai tibela giliran sang suami menyarung kn cincin.. sdg shiok ak tgk besfren ak..tetibe makcik tu ckp g ngn ak " suh pengantin kucup kepale" ak pun "har?? sape kene kucup sape?? pengantin laki kucup pale pengantin pompuan ke?? pngantin pompuan kucup pale pngantin laki?? or pengantin laki kucup aku punye pale" akakaka penin x penin? mmg blur gile ak... ak nk ckp je "makcik...saye bukan pengapit die...wuwuwu" jgn slh kn saye...T_T"

so after abis sume2 tu tibela giliran sang mempelai berarak...den tetibe sisters bes fren aku nie ckp "shereen g teman pengantin berarak...jadi pengapit die"

ak skali lagi "HAR???" omg....aknye selipar jepun kat blakang umah.!!..so mmg xde slipar tyme tu...mane x panik!! so nk x nk..ak sebat je mane2 slipar yg ade...slipar jepun makcik ane yg ak sebat...adoyai~~~T_T n da best part slipar tu size 5 plak...kaki ak size 6-7.... ko bygkan ....ak berarak 50m dgn pengantin...dgn muke ku yg comot..pakaian ku yg x semenggah..n berseliparkn selipar jepun size 5!!! duk la jalan pelan2 sambil byk flash kamera mengadap ak...ak pun....senyum dan senyum dan senyum, senyum lagi dan senyummm~~~~~~~ dgn penuh pasrah~~~~~ T_______________________T

tu je la story of the yesterday ...huhu n ak ase kalo ade nominees for the world's most worst bridesmaid....jgn lupe vote tuk ak...hahas >.<

p/s: pagi nie ak g keje ak nmpk selipar jepun yg besize 5 ade depan umah ak~~ k..great!! ak lupe nk pulang kn.....*wondering makcik tu jln balik umah gune slipar ape* =P

aishiteru~~ :'(

set jiwang mode: turn ON

i tink he's just not into me T____________T

6 years in relationship...~ maybe da borink....guys~ salu sgt cmtu.....

ah~ ak takut lame2 ak akn give up.....

i need sumbody yg btul2 reti appreciate me....

all my dreams gone.....and my tears flow freely~~~

im sick of being alone..n u r nt even care about me.....

i kept thinking.......................Is there any hope left for our relationship?............................

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Love is like HEAVEN but it hurts like HELL

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borink~

aloha~ nmpknye da lame gle ak x update blog nie... yela im a bz women ryte nw~~~ yela keje je stiap arie.....balik je rumah.. bg hamster mkn...lipat baju...g kedai bli fud 4 dnner den kul 1030 sleep tyme!! ^.^ tu je rutin seharian...x mcm dulu...balik kelas je baring2 men on9 game last chaos ke cabal ke...tgk muvie desperate housewife..lepaking kat bilik tan...gossiping .... n kalo da busan g sacc mall mamam cake kat scret recipe or g noodle station or g pakli or yg paling ak suke lepakin kat sunway pyramid ^________________^... wah~ bahagianye hidup... tapi nikmat tu dah xde da~ skrg nie life ak sgt borink n bygkan...ianya akn berlanjutan ke tahun2 yg mendatang ....................................................... ah~! stop! jgn bygkan.!!! *xleh trime kenyataan*..

k dis week..xde ape yg best..kecuali cerite abg mcD delivery yg anta mcD ak ke shah alam padahal umah ak nie kat mlake =.=!! bapak sengal gle..den ak g melaka high school selase lepas tuk buat pameran smpena hari sains dorg....sgt menarik n sgt rindu zmn2 kat skola dulu~~~ n adela pekare2 bodo yg blaku....sorg adik nie nk tgk anak bulan melalui microscope!! den ade yg gado2 berebut nk tgk bacteria Lactobacillus tu smpi kene mara " ei...ko buat ape sibuk2!!ko dah la budak sastera..." ekekek..klaka tul~ tyme nie la ak start kenal2 ngn budak practical yg lain...yea...ade pic yg diamik n ak x teringin nk post kn kat sini...ade kat fb aku...nk g tgk, tgkla ^^ tapi ak x suke pic tu sgt...sbb ak ase akla yg plg besa kat sane... (ei..peliz k...dorg je yg kecik sgt..x normal) oops~~...huhu wat eva~

kla~ dah nk dekat pukul 1...nk g carik deposit maybank..nk bli bedding hamster ak via on9 ^^ bedding hamster ak da out of stock..kla will update soon......

p/s actually ak ade byk cite~ tapi ntahla...konfius nk cite ke x~~~~huhu....xpela...let me tink cook2 1st k ^^ chiow~